Trump has to get over John Bolton’s mustache if he wants him as his next national security adviser

  • President Donald Trump reportedly wants to replace his national security adviser, H.R. McMaster, with John Bolton, the former US ambassador to the UN, but he seems to not like Bolton’s mustache.
  • In policy, Bolton is much more hawkish than McMaster and openly advocates striking North Korea.
  • In appearance, McMaster is much cleaner cut than Bolton and fits with Trump’s “central casting” aesthetic and appreciation for US generals.

Rumors of President Donald Trump’s dissatisfaction with his national security adviser have swirled for months. But if Trump is truly thinking about replacing H.R. McMaster with John Bolton, the former US ambassador to the UN, as recent reports have indicated, Trump will first have to forgive Bolton’s prominent mustache.

McMaster, a hawk on military and foreign-policy issues who believes the US needs to demonstrate its strength to deter bad actors, being replaced by Bolton, an extreme hawk who has advocated bombing North Korea and who pushed hard for the invasion of Iraq in the 2000s, has huge policy implications.

But there’s good evidence that one factor holding Bolton back from the job is his thick, white mustache.

Trump reportedly does not like facial hair. None of Trump’s close associates have facial hair, a pattern dating back decades.

“Donald was not going to like that mustache,” a Trump associate told The Washington Post around the time of his inauguration. “I can’t think of anyone that’s really close to Donald that has a beard that he likes.”

“Bolton’s mustache is a problem,” the former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon was quoted as saying in the journalist Michael Wolff’s tell-all book about the Trump administration. “Trump doesn’t think he looks the part. You know Bolton is an acquired taste.”

Trump has repeatedly said he prefers to associate with people who appear to come out of “central casting,” or people who look the part in a Hollywood sense.

But academic research actually backs up Trump’s apparent distaste for facial hair in his political associates.

In 2015, Rebekah Herrick, a political-science professor at Oklahoma State University, published a paper called “Why Beards and Mustaches are Rare for Modern Politicians” that found voters didn’t like facial hair on political figures.

In 2016, amid the first talk of Bolton’s appointment to a White House role, Bolton tweeted “I appreciate the grooming advice from the totally unbiased mainstream media, but I will not be shaving my #mustache.”

The military-general look versus Bolton’s look

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In contrast, McMaster’s look couldn’t be any cleaner. McMaster, who remains on active duty, still dons his US Army uniform and hardly has a hair on his head.

Trump has gotten flak from service members for calling his top advisers, including McMaster, Defense Secretary James Mattis, and the White House chief of staff, John Kelly, “my generals,” but he seems to have a genuine respect for the uniform and look of military men.

On Thursday, after a torrent of reports that McMaster was headed out the door, the White House denied any impending staff shake-ups. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, dismissed by Trump early this week, had been dogged by rumors of his weak standing in the White House for months before the news became final.

McMaster may well stay in Trump’s Cabinet for some time, but if Trump can overcome his apparent distaste for Bolton’s big white mustache, he may he picked next for the role.