Here’s everything on Neiman Marcus’ must-have gift list for billionaires

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Work on your arm with Joe Montana for just $65,000.
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It’s back.

Neiman Marcus has released its 2016 Christmas Book, an annual collection of suggested gifts from the storied department store.

One highlight is its famous “Fantasy Gifts” section, which is packed with one-of-a-kind luxury items, travel packages, and experiences that will set you back thousands – and in one case, millions – of dollars.

A portion of the proceeds goes to The Heart of Neiman Marcus Foundation, which funds art programs across the US.

We’ve rounded up all of the Fantasy Gifts here.


WALK-ON ROLE IN THE BROADWAY MUSICAL “WAITRESS” ($30,000)

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This gift is perfect for the attention-seeker who missed his or her chance in the spotlight. Along with the walk-on role, you’ll get the chance to meet the “Waitress” cast and attend a pie-making class put on by the show’s baking consultant.

The gift is limited to one person, but you’ll get four show tickets.


CURATED COLLECTION OF 36 CALDECOTT MEDAL-WINNING CHILDREN’S BOOKS ($100,000)

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This collection of books – all of which are either first or early editions – spans 80 years’ worth of children’s literature.

It includes such illustrated books as 1982’s “Jumanji” and 1986’s “The Polar Express.”


A WEEK AT THREE ENGLISH ESTATES EXPERIENCE ($700,000)

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The week kicks off in London, where you and seven guests will depart by helicopter to Alnwick Castle, home to the Duke of Northumberland.

The rest of the week includes meals cooked by a Michelin-starred chef, polo lessons, and a stay at the former home of Winston Churchill.


PRIVATE QUARTERBACK CAMP WITH JOE MONTANA ($65,000)

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You and three friends can learn quarterback fundamentals and techniques while training privately with Joe Montana in San Francisco.

The gift is arranged by IfOnly and includes a signed football and a photo with Montana.


INFINITI Q60 NEIMAN MARCUS LIMITED EDITION ($63,000)

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The solar mica car is a variation of Infiniti’s Q60 Red Sport 400, complete with connected features and a Bose sound system.

With the car, you will also get an ivory weekend bag, a personalized plaque, branded car cover, and letter of authenticity.


FOR THE OPTIMIST: AKOLA BRACELET ($25)

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While this one isn’t all that expensive, it’s a twist on a gift that appeared in the 1970 version of the Christmas Book. In that edition, a gift for the optimist in your life was an ark fully stocked with animals and notable people.

In this year’s reimagining, Neiman Marcus suggests a $25 bracelet made by the nonprofit Akola Project, which provides opportunities for marginalized women around the world. The bracelet has handmade paper beads, one recycled-glass bead, and two 18-karat gold disks.


FOR THE PESSIMIST: MATTRESS WITH BUILT-IN LOCKBOX ($25,000)

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Conversely, Neiman Marcus is selling a $25,000 king-size mattress with a lockbox for the pessimist in your life. The lockbox is “fire proof and impenetrable,” and the mattress contains organic cotton, wool, latex foam rubber, and Canadian lumber.

It was made by Gingerich Built/Monterey Mattress in Carmel, California.


EXCLUSIVE GRAMMY AWARDS EXPERIENCE ($500,000)

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Not only will you be able to experience the Grammys in real life, you’ll also get to watch rehearsals, go backstage, and even walk the red carpet.

You’ll also get to go to Clive Davis’ Pre-Grammy Gala, as well as receive an autographed show poster and a gold Gibson Les Paul ’59 Reissue guitar.


COBALT VALKYRIE-X PRIVATE PLANE ($1.5 MILLION)

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Debuting in 2017, the Cobalt Valkyrie-X will be one of the fastest piston aircraft in the world, flying at speeds of up to 230 miles per hour.

This one comes with hand-stitched leather seats and a rose gold exterior.


SLUMBER PARTY AT THE NEIMAN MARCUS FLAGSHIP ($120,000)

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During your sleepover at the flagship store, you and 11 friends will get facials, makeovers, manicures, pedicures, and blowouts from Le Métier de Beauté in the Precious Jewels Salon.

You’ll also receive Neiman Marcus-branded pajamas, sleep on Peacock Alley sheets, and enjoy a complete breakfast in the morning.


HIS & HERS NEIMAN MARCUS ISLAND CARS FEATURING LILLY PULITZER ($65,000 EACH)

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Built by Island Car Limited in Florida, these island cars are outfitted in bright Lilly Pulitzer prints and Bose speakers.

The cars come with Lilly Pulitzer tote bags, towels, swim trunks (for him), and a caftan (for her).