Everything Oscar nominees get in the extravagant $200,000 ‘swag bag’ they take home

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Jennifer Lawrence.
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There’s a huge upside to being a nominee in one of the major Oscar categories this year, even if you lose.

That honor, of course, is the “swag bag” that’s given to each contender in the best actor, actress, supporting actor, supporting actress, and director categories.

Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, and more will walk home with one of them, valued at more than $200,000 – if they’re willing to report them to the IRS, since gifts of this size are taxable.

Known as “Everyone Wins” prizes and provided by Distinctive Assets, a company not associated with the Academy, they include some swanky and even bizarre items: trips to Japan, Israel, and Italy, $275 toilet paper, and something known as a “Vampire Breast Lift.”

Check out everything that’s in the Oscar-nominee gift bags below:


Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer, $249.99

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Haze vaporizer

A vibrator by sex-toy company Fiera, $250

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Fiera

Personalized My M&M’s, $300

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M&Ms

10,000 meals at animal shelters donated by Halo, Purely for Pets in your name, $6,300

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Halo

A lifetime supply of Lizora tea skin cream and cleansing bar, $31,200

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Lizora

A year’s worth of fully loaded Audi A4 rentals, $45,000

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Audi

All-inclusive trip to Israel, including two first-class tickets, a 10-day stay at a five-star hotel, meals, transportation, and a private security escort, $55,000

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Photo/video service Tribute will create a video montage of your family and friends, $125

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Tribute

Caolion face masks and pore scrubs, $134

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Caolion

Antiaging Healing Saint Luminosity Skin Serum, $193

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Healing Saint

A private trip to Japan for two, including a walking tour, $54,000

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Walk Japan

10 personal-training sessions with celebrity trainer Alexis Seletzky, $900

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A shopping spree from women’s-clothing company Belldini, $300

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Belldini

ChapStick Total Hydration 100% Natural, both flavors, $6

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ChapStick

Cake bites by Chocolatines, $35

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Chocolatines

Dandi Patch underarm patch, $21

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Dandi Patch

Personal shopping and delivery by Delovery, $2,000

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Delovery

Jewelry by Farm Wife Style, $25

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Farm Wife

Workout apparel by Fit Club TV, $6,250

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Fit Club TV

Fabric cleaner by Gleener on the Go, $11.99

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Gleener

A three-day stay at the Golden Door Resort and Spa in San Marcos, California, $4,800

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Golden Door Resort

A trip to Sorrento, Italy, with a stay at the five-star Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria, $5,000

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Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria

Three nights at Grand Hotel Tremezzo in the Lake Como region of Italy, $5,000

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Grand Hotel Tremezzo

Wine tasting at Greenhill Winery & Vineyards in Virginia, $39

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Greenhill Winery

Weight loss gummies by Hydroxycut, $19.88

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Hydroxycut

Three fitness-training sessions with Jay Cardiello of ABC’s “My Diet Is Better Than Yours,” $1,400

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Jay Cardiello

Swiss-made toilet paper by Joseph’s Toiletries, $275

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Joseph’s

A custom Lat & Lo sterling-silver necklace inscribed with the latitude and longitude coordinates to the Dolby Theater in California, $150

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Lat & Lo

A reusable water bottle by Memobottle, $47

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Memobottle

Mezcal handcrafted in San Baltazar Guelavila, Mexico, by El Silencio, $75

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El Silencio

A box of Mission1 Clean protein bars, $5.65

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Mission1

A phone screen protector by Phantom Glass, $59.95

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Phantom Glass

Organic plant-based protein shake by Purely Inspired, $19.97

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Purely Inspired

Maple syrup by Rouge Maple, $99

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Rouge Maple

Makeup-brush set by Sedona Lace, $109.95

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Sedona Lace

Dining plates designed for portion control by Slimware, $29.95

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Slimware

A home-spa collection with a wireless in-shower radio by Steamist, $5,060

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Steamist

Decorative and protective metal finish by Sundial Powder Coating, $500

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Sundial Powder Coating

Hairstyling products, including a blow-dryer and flatiron by Tools By Gina, $250

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Tools By Gina

A metal pocket wallet by Zekkle Edge, $125

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Zekkle Edge

Ultherapy at 740 Park Plastic Surgery, $5,530

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740 Park Plastic Surgery

A “Vampire Breast Lift,” $1,900

Similar to the “Vampire Facelift” made famous by Kim Kardashian, this procedure draws blood, separates out platelet-rich plasma (PRP), and then reinserts it onto the breasts to stimulate cleavage without implants. That’s the idea, anyway.