38 of the most hilariously awful texts people have gotten from their crazy neighbors

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When you have a crazy neighbor, things can get ugly.

There can be passive-aggressive notes, loud music that never seems to turn off, and outrageous requests. And now there is an Instagram account dedicated to chronicling all the madness.

While we don’t know if 100% of these are real, anyone who has ever had a bad neighbor can tell you it is truly maddening experience.

Here are 38 of the worst texts people have gotten from their neighbors:

And a knife?

I’ll take that as a “no.”

Play time!

That doesn’t sound like an apology.

The best defense is a good offense.

Everyone’s a critic.

OK, you can have free lemonade.

It’s all a matter of perspective.


That joke took a lot of setup.

Better call a WAHmbulance! #neighborsfromhell

A photo posted by Neighbors From Hell (@neighborsfromhell) on Jan 20, 2016 at 10:43am PST

Sometimes you actually shouldn’t ignore your neighbors.

Never mind!


So generous.

I’m back.

Just two hours.

“Creepy Steve.”

Don’t even know where to start.

That’s a high bar.

Come on, Gina.

Ah, the smells of Paris.

On to the important stuff.

Just saying.

Protect the Prius.

No honor among guacamole makers.


It’s a dog-eat-dog world.

RIP Yippy Little Rat Dog. #neighborsfromhell #chihuahuas #toobadsosad

A photo posted by Neighbors From Hell (@neighborsfromhell) on Mar 20, 2016 at 3:10pm PDT

Some serious shaming.

The real ask.

Code words.

He seems like a nice guy.

Spoiler alert.

A parrot?

So many issues.

You’re going to have to be more specific.

Please don’t.

Miss you too?

He’s a grown man.