Somebody just put Yahoo up for sale on Craigslist

Verizon better act fast if it wants to buy Yahoo.

Some joker published a Craigslist ad putting Yahoo up for sale. It’s listed for $8 billion or best offer under the “antiques” section, and the condition is “salvage.”

Looks like some pretty good stuff comes with the purchase:

* 1 billion users, more or less* Web email system (now 62% spam free!)* Bottomless archive of Kim Kardashian photos* Flickr & Tumblr* Fully equipped Nautilus gym* A really nice cafeteria* The Yahoo Weather app* Several warehouses filled with Kind bars* Katie Couric

Here’s a screenshot of the ad, before it gets taken down: